So revisiting all that old stuff made me try to remember all the boys I ever kissed. I'm leaving off the last names mostly because I can't remember them but partly to protect the not-so-innocent.
- Adam (I'm almost positive during our 13 year old "going out" that we kissed. I can't remember for certain so it obviously wasn't memerable.)
- Joe (He was very hairy and it was NOT good.)
- Steve (let's just say he knew what he was doing)
- Dorm guy (I can't even remember his name but what I do remember is that he wasn't nearly as hot as he thought.)
- Jon (He was sweet and my friend. I was a jerk. But to my credit, he had something stuck in his braces.)
- Tori (he was nice but a bit too nice)
- Chris (2 years too late)
- Ryan (he was as hot as he thought he was)
- Tim (nothing to write home about)
- Random guy at bar on New Years Eve #1 (don't remember anything about this except that it happened)
- KC (lalalalaaaaa, I kissed a girl)
- Chris (again, yeah I'm counting him twice cuz I liked it better the second time. He still wasn't much of kisser but he had other skills)
- Mick (trying to make #12 jealous and it didn't work at all)
- Groomsman at Amy's wedding (this is why you shouldn't let bridesmaids drink too much)
- John (oy)
- Zan (had too many old fashioneds, but it was fun)
- Random guy at bar on New Years Eve #2 (I think his name was Andy but all I remember is that I was really drunk and Holly's friend was really annoying.)
- Steve (onion breath is NOT good)
- Jeff (I married him so that should tell you something)
Wow, that is a pretty short list and unless Jeff has an untimely death its not getting any longer. Maybe in my next life. :)
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