stupid house

OK, this is why my house needs to be completely gutted or torn down and rebuilt from the ground. The freezer dudes show up this morning (at 7:40 by the way, WTF?) and I haul my hung over ass downstairs to let them in. They get the freezer to my basement door and what do you know, it is super narrow! I suppose it should have occurred to me to measure it, because we've had this sort of problem before. Jeff and I wanted a king size bed but we couldn't even get the split box springs up the stairs. The stairs are so narrow and steep and you have to make a full turn at the bottom. I didn't think about it with the basement stairs since it's a straight shot.

Anyway, the freezer won't go down the stairs. Back to the store it goes. No giant freezer for me, at least this weekend. Supposedly I can get an upright that they could get down there. And on the bright side, the delivery guy totally knew his shit and was super nice.